so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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