she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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