adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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