just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
