Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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