U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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