I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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