I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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