I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
