So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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