Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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