I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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