But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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