Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
