Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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