Me. At least after what I've been through.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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