and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I have fence marks all over my body
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Pooping to opera.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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