this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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