I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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