escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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