Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you would pick up someone in the library
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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