Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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