Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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