You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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