when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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