please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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