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I like you better when you drink

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I like you better when I drink too

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(818): View more from California

You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.

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(623): View more from Arizona

everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.

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(408): View more from California

sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds

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(519): View more from Ontario

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.

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(716): View more from New York

Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I accidentally made jungle juice last night.

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