she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
this is an emotional support booty call
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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