Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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