woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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