i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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its like you know when i get waxed
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
