i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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