you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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