Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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