Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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