Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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