Apparently you make a good broom.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
be right there i have to get my cape
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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