Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I checked into jail on foursquare
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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