all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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