You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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