I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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