She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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