so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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