OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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