Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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