when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My cat gives me a boner
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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