i wish starbucks made bloody marys
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night