god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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