Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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