How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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