I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch