we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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