Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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